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The Tees Bally Fibber Vol. 1
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The Tees Bally Fibber is THE online comedy phenomenon... a spoof news website for Teesside that can be enjoyed no matter where you come from! Even the Welsh love it! This is the first volume.

Sarkylocks and the Three Bears
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It'd be a very boring world if we were all exactly the same, and one young girl finds that out in this hilarious new take on the classic fairy tale.
One nice word is worth a million nasty ones.

The Classic Children's TV Quiz Book

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From timeless classics like Thunderbirds and Doctor Who to the thoroughly up-to-date Sponge Bob, the 1000 questions in this book will provide coutnless hours of entertainment for the whole family.

BOOKS BY DEAN WILKINSON

 

AK1THE TEES BALLY FIBBER VOL. 1

80 pages of hilarious spoof news from the pen of Dean Wilkinson. The Tees Bally Fibber is the online comedy phenomenon. This is only the first volume with more to come...

 

It even has a foreword by TV Burp's own very famous Harry Hill.

 

So if you can't resist headlines such as...

 

'Exclusive! Tesco and Asda fight each other to death in shocking price war!' and 'Flasher sues woman who ridiculed 'tiny knob'' then this is the book for you!


Published by The Wilkinson Press

 


 

AK1SARKYLOCKS AND THE
THREE BEARS

It’s easy to lower someone’s self esteem without realising you’re doing it.

 

A few personal jokes and jibes about someone might seem like innocent fun, but Have you considered how you’re making that person feel inside.

 

Sarkylocks goes too far with the three bears and lowers their self esteem to such a point their lives become pointless and empty. Sarky soon works out how a few nice words and compliments about someone can have the reverse effect and sets about undoing the damage.

 

Published by The Wilkinson Press

 


 

AK1THE LEGEND OF ARTHUR KING

It's an ordinary day for Arthur – he's just faked a heart attack to get out of Maths and is contemplating the beauty of Gwen Lott. But a glimpse of her bra strap sets off a chain of events that reveals that Arthur's so far rather pitiful life is far from ordinary.

 

He and his new (only) friend Lawrence are about to discover that they are the spirit of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table reborn. Our noble heroes must save Albion Wood and a rare species of 'white bird fingies' from destruction. God's swimming trunks, are they up to the challenge?

 

Published by Scholastic

 

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AK2ARTHUR KING AND THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE TIME TRAIN

There're odd things afoot in Thornaby, again. Rips in the very fabric of time are leaving bewildered people hours out of sync with their lives, and Lawrence gets mugged by cavemen.

 

Then there's the strange nightly rumblings beneath the town - some say it's the sound of a ghost train. More importantly, for Arthur at least, is the fact that he still hasn't got off with Gwen. Arthur and Lawrence embark on an adventure more perplexing than any of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson's - can their detective ancestry (or something) help them crack the case?

 

Published by Scholastic

 

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TVTHE CLASSIC CHILDREN’S TELEVISION QUIZ BOOK

The Classic Children’s Television Quiz Book is packed with brain teasing questions and fascinating facts about the shows you loved as a child.. From timeless classics like Bagpuss, Rentaghost, Swap Shop, Thunderbirds, Blue Peter and Dr Who to the thoroughly up-to-date Sponge Bob, the 1,000 questions in this book will not only test your memory of the characters you grew up with but your family’s knowledge of their current favourites. With a fitting foreword by popular family TV presenters Ant and Dec this book is sure to prove a hit with television lovers of all ages and, in particular, those members of the older generation who have remained young at heart.
Published by Apex Publishing